HOW TO BETTER YOURSELF
- •Look at yourself in the mirror and stare at the mistake that it is in front of you
- •Touch yourself in the mirror
- •Feel every sad and sexually confused inch of your body
- •Look deep within your eyes and stare into the soul that never existed
- •Realize that you are naked and covered in "I can't believe it's not butter"
- •And go back home from your grandparents house knowing that nothing will change