1. The fact that you have to snort glue because you have no money for real drugs
  2. Your Dad
  3. Urban Outfitters stole all of your money for clothes you can find at a thrift store for $5
  4. All of your friends like you for the fact that you buy them food
  5. You like Star Wars episodes 1-3
  6. You smoked cracked rocks thinking it was drugs
  7. MCR broke up
  8. Your poop is purple