THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN MY HAUNTED HOUSE

  1. 1.
    These guys chasing you on their bikes
  2. 2.
    Opening surprise doors with Jehovah's Witness's on the other end
  3. 3.
    Running through a Walmart aisle trying to avoiding small talk with people you might know
  4. 4.
    Your phone is constantly going off with your cell phone provider telling you you're out of data
  5. 5.
    Kids with stuff on their face telling you stories about that one time they did whatever and who cares
  6. 6.
    Meet pretty girls who will one by one put you in their friendzone
  7. 7.
    Be forced to take that make or break math test you didn't study for from that dream last night
  8. 8.
    Sit in a blank white room and be forced to contemplate what you are going to do with the rest of your life