WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Firefighter 🔥
    Because that's what every 5 year old wants to be.
  2. Chef 🔪
    Then you realize you're too fat to be a firefighter, so of course something with food would be the obvious choice.
  3. Graphic Designer 💻
    When you realize you can't cook and you discover Microsoft Paint on your Computer.
  4. Pharmacy 💊
    You soon see that you have no creative talent and settle for a job that would pay the bills.
  5. Successful 😁