If you do any of these things I will consider you irredeemable
  1. Horses
    Any even remote reference to horses
  2. "I'm fatter and uglier in person"
    Love that confidence
  3. Snapchat dog ears/dog nose filter
    Why can't I see your face??
  4. Occupation is photographer but have no quality pictures
  5. Sunglasses on in every picture
    What are you gonna do if we match, say it's bright out every day?
  6. Braces
    Just to err on the safe side