INCONGRUOUS 30TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS

  1. 1 shag rug for living room
  2. 2 olive pillow covers from West Elm
  3. 1 Toy catapult with construct-it-yourself directions
  4. 1 extra thick and squishy yoga mat
  5. 1 copy of gratuitously violent video game
  6. 1 dozen German chocolate cupcakes...
  7. Make that 1/2 dozen German chocolate cupcakes...