Observations on dating men again after 20 years as a lesbian...

  1. The penis is very convenient and life-like. Bravo!I
  2. I never find a dick in the sink anymore. Are you sure yours is clean??
  3. You don't particularly smell good and if you do, you smell TOO good. Moderation in all things, fellas.
  4. Balls seem unnecessary.
  5. Speaking of which, please return the courtesy of a smooth shave.
  6. No, I'm sorry ... Not even close.
  7. Your dick is fascinating. I want to teach it circus tricks and introduce it to my friends.
  8. That said, I don't want to marry it.
  9. Really ... That sex is what everyone is fighting to keep pure??