Observations on dating men again after 20 years as a lesbian...
- •The penis is very convenient and life-like. Bravo!I
- •I never find a dick in the sink anymore. Are you sure yours is clean??
- •You don't particularly smell good and if you do, you smell TOO good. Moderation in all things, fellas.
- •Balls seem unnecessary.
- •Speaking of which, please return the courtesy of a smooth shave.
- •No, I'm sorry ... Not even close.
- •Your dick is fascinating. I want to teach it circus tricks and introduce it to my friends.
- •That said, I don't want to marry it.
- •Really ... That sex is what everyone is fighting to keep pure??