AN ODE TO @STOOKIE ON HER BIRTHDAY

(Note: this is not the sister who lied to me in this list: THE TIME I BELIEVED MY SISTER'S LIE )
  1. Mandy is a great little sister,
  2. Though she's not a frequent lister.
  3. When she was young, she did my bidding.
  4. Now that she's older she says "You're kidding."
  5. When she was I high school she suffered serious pain.
  6. It turned out to be a pseudo tumor on her brain.
  7. She's okay now, even great!
  8. Teaching small children is her fate.
  9. When she was little, she wanted to be like me.
  10. Now she's her own person, and what a person to be.
  11. She's fashionable, friendly and loves to talk.
  12. If you don't like it, you can take a walk.
  13. So tonight we celebrate that sweet sister of mine!
  14. Because I love her, I'll buy her wine.
  15. 📸And now for embarrassing photos of her teenage years.📸
  16. 📸And now for pictures of our sisterly love.📸