When I'm daydreaming about switching jobs but not feeling qualified for anything. Inspired by @alanafaye
  1. Publix produce specialist
    I think being around such friendly people could do wonders for my attitude.
  2. Construction worker
    It's like a job that forces you to work out, right? That's what I'm imagining.
  3. Long-haul trucker
    See the world, or the same four major highways in the Southern U.S., same difference.
  4. Stay at home mom
    Listen, I have no plans nor prospects for having children, but I feel like every woman wonders at some point if she could do it. If she's capable of giving up a majority of adult interaction and hanging with the next generation all day. Right? Or is that just me?
  5. Arby's drive through girl
    This was my first job, so at least this is a field I have experience in. (Even if it's been a hot minute.) Plus, they often seem to be hiring.
  6. Mindy Kaling's assistant
    Honestly, I have no idea what this entails. But I'm here for it.
  7. Netflix recommendations category developer
    I can do better than "Movies with an Empowering Female Lead". F that patriarchal bullsh*t.