Requested by nicole

Coworkers, ranked by how much I need to scream when I leave for the day.

I don't know what took me so long to write this list when I know the subject matter so well.
  1. 8.
    The coworker who's only problem is that she's really perky all the time.
    Rating: 0 screams
  2. 7.
    The coworker I have to tip toe around so that his feelings don't get hurt. And when his feelings get hurt he becomes really passive aggressive.
    Rating πŸ—£πŸ—£ screams
  3. 6.
    The coworker who is always calling in sick, forcing others to carry her slack.
    Rating: πŸ—£πŸ—£ screams
  4. 5.
    The coworker who calls me and says "Hey Jill, it's Jill, tee hee hee" even though I have caller id, and I know it's Jill and she's done this about 100 times and it is no longer funny.
    Rating: πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£screams
  5. 4.
    The millions of coworkers who say "I hate to do this to you, but I need this piece in (a short amount of time)"
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  6. 3.
    The coworker who manages the rest of us in a manner that is both micro-management and absentee management at the same time.
    Rating: πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ screams
  7. 2.
    The coworker who talks incessantly during meetings, uses way to many "ums" and "likes" and "uhs" and also talks incredibly loudly in the halls.
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  8. 1.
    The coworker who always shouts from her office "I just sent you an email" immediately after emailing me (usually before it has even arrived in my in box)
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