DON'T ASK ME THAT
Inspired by @mbmurray23
- •Don't ask me if my real name is Jillian.
- •It's just Jill.
- •Jillians, you can spot 'em.
- •They're the classy ones. The ones with their shit together.
- •They probably wear pearls.
- •Hosting elaborate charity fundraisers.
- •Clearly, if you think my name is Jillian, you haven't met me.
- •I spent this whole weekend in my pajamas, aside from one dinner out. I groaned audibly when I had to eschew the pajama bottoms and pull on my jeans.
- •Jills, because they are more laid back, tend to be funny, quirky or just someone you want to be around.
- •So, really, never assume a Jill's full name is Jillian unless she volunteers that information.
- •It'll be better for everyone involved.
- •PS. No offense intended towards those names Jillian.