GLASSES PROBS

  1. They're always dirty, even when I've just cleaned them.
    Everyday I see the world through smudges and specs
  2. 3D movies are tough.
    You have to double stack.
  3. When swimming, your surrounding environment becomes a bunch of generic and fuzzy shapes.
  4. Sometimes they make my face tired.
  5. Rain is your glasses' worst enemy.
  6. They fog up.
    Which makes humid days and cooking a lot of fun.
  7. They slip to the edge of my nose whenever I'm working hard (physically).
  8. For the first 10 seconds of my day and the last 10 seconds of my day, the only thing I can see clearly is the numbers on my ginormous bedside digital clock.