HOW YOU SHOULD'VE CELEBRATED MY HALF BIRTHDAY

It's today. Thanks for remembering.
  1. Sent me half a card in the mail.
    Any mail is good mail to me. Even if it's a bizarre half card.
  2. Sent me half of a birthday quote from the Office.
    Sample: "It is your birthday, period." "It's a statement of fact." To which I would've answered "Not even an exclamation point?" "It's more professional, it's not like she cured cancer."
  3. Delivered half a cookie cake.
    This one was actually covered because I appropriated the half a cookie cake left behind at the Halloween party I went to. Happy half birthday to me!
  4. Given me half a bouquet of flowers.
    I'll just put them in a small vase to make them look bigger.
  5. Re-listed half of my lists on the List App.