HOW YOU SHOULD'VE CELEBRATED MY HALF BIRTHDAY
It's today. Thanks for remembering.
- •Sent me half a card in the mail.Any mail is good mail to me. Even if it's a bizarre half card.
- •Sent me half of a birthday quote from the Office.Sample: "It is your birthday, period." "It's a statement of fact." To which I would've answered "Not even an exclamation point?" "It's more professional, it's not like she cured cancer."
- •Delivered half a cookie cake.This one was actually covered because I appropriated the half a cookie cake left behind at the Halloween party I went to. Happy half birthday to me!
- •Given me half a bouquet of flowers.I'll just put them in a small vase to make them look bigger.
- •Re-listed half of my lists on the List App.