1. Having to reiterate to the bag boy multiple times that you're perfectly capable of pushing your cart to your car and loading the groceries yourself
    Just so you can avoid having to make small talk with him on the way out there
  2. Not being able to roll out of bed and head right to Publix
    Because once there, you will need to make polite conversation with polite strangers who are politely ringing you up and for that you need to look human.
  3. Having to walk through that bakery to get to produce
    And NOT buy anything
  4. Never being able to find the birthday candles