MIDDLE SISTER WINE LABELS, RANKED BY HOW WELL THEY ILLUSTRATE MY PERSONALITY, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION
I, too, am a middle sister. This line of wines draws me in with its labels.
- •I'm the epitome of a smarty pants.
- •Not a hippie but I like the sound of forever cool.
- •I'm definitely a good two-shoes. 👠👠
- •I don't surf, but I endorse the ocean and all the surfer vibes. 🏊🏼
- •Maybe more sassy than sweet.
- •I don't cause the drama, but I like to know all about it. 🗣👂🏽
- •Bless my heart.
- •I like this middle sister's style, but I'm not sure "wild" is my aesthetic.
- •I'm not super clear as to what "wicked" refers to, but it sounds too cool for me.
- •I cause virtually no mischief.
- •I do not rebel easily.