MY SISTER TEXTED ME: "TOBY'S ON THE MINDY PROJECT!!"

Here's what I thought of, sequentially:
  1. My friend Toby who works for a credit union in North Carolina.
    Immediate jealousy overtook me.
  2. My cousin Scott's dog Toby, who is a beautiful golden retriever.
    He's got quite the Facebook following and often goes to work with cousin Scott in the hotel business, but has no known ties to Hollywood.
  3. Toby Ziegler
    But why would he be on Mindy?
  4. Toby from the Office
    Ahhhhhhh. That makes sense.