1. Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds.
  2. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket.
  3. The only thing worse than smug married couples. Lots of smug married couples.
  4. Shut up, please. I am busy and important.
  5. Have sneaking suspicion, am something of a genius in the kitchen as well
  6. A strange creature from a time when pickles on toothpicks were the height of sophistication.
  7. You fanny about with the press releases.