1. My items on the conveyor belt at the grocery store
    Yes, I know the healthier items are cancelled out by the chocolate, the Diet Coke and the sausage breakfast biscuits. Thanks.
  2. Take out for one
    Yes, this large pizza is just for me.
  3. Being single
    I don't need your pity.
  4. Calling in sick
    If you really knew me, you'd know that if I call in sick, I'm really sick.
  5. Drinking alcohol when you're not drinking alcohol
    The paranoia of this one is probably heightened by the drinking, tbh.
  6. Singing off-key
    This is a near constant if you're going to spend any time around me, so you might as well get used to it.
  7. Listening to too much country music
    I know it's not cool. But I like it.
  8. Reading too much
    I happen to think I spend my free time well.
  9. Watching too much tv
    Okay, this one is maybe a real problem.