THINGS I DONT BELIEVE IN
Sort of a companion list to this one: SLIGHTLY OUTLANDISH THINGS I HAVE NO TROUBLE BELIEVING
- •Drowning.I'm a superior swimmer. The day justjills drowns is the day the world ends.
- •Attending baby showers and/or wedding showersYou can attend as many as you want. I've just hit my limit.
- •That lawmakers can force me to wear a seatbelt.It may be safe, but it seems like my safety should be up to me.