THINGS I DONT BELIEVE IN

Sort of a companion list to this one: SLIGHTLY OUTLANDISH THINGS I HAVE NO TROUBLE BELIEVING
  1. Drowning.
    I'm a superior swimmer. The day justjills drowns is the day the world ends.
  2. Attending baby showers and/or wedding showers
    You can attend as many as you want. I've just hit my limit.
  3. That lawmakers can force me to wear a seatbelt.
    It may be safe, but it seems like my safety should be up to me.
  4. Flossing.