Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency
Inspired by @joemurphy
- •Swim the English Channel.
- •Drive all night to deliver a message first thing in the morning.
- •Spend Christmas on a tropical island, by myself.
- •Lift my 80-lb dog.
- •Never brush my teeth again.
- •Swap bodies/lives with Mindy Kaling a la Freaky Friday.
- •Step in front of a bullet for @amieshmamie and a select few others.
- •Lash a crude raft together with just tree limbs and twine.
- •Play a piano made of bones with only a few wrong notes, a la The Goonies.
- •Grow my own vegetables.But never kill and butcher my own meat.