Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Swim the English Channel.
  2. Drive all night to deliver a message first thing in the morning.
  3. Spend Christmas on a tropical island, by myself.
  4. Lift my 80-lb dog.
  5. Never brush my teeth again.
  6. Swap bodies/lives with Mindy Kaling a la Freaky Friday.
  7. Step in front of a bullet for @amieshmamie and a select few others.
  8. Lash a crude raft together with just tree limbs and twine.
  9. Play a piano made of bones with only a few wrong notes, a la The Goonies.
  10. Grow my own vegetables.
    But never kill and butcher my own meat.