THINGS I WANT TO SPEND MY TAX REFUND ON

Because when you work for state government, it's never too early to start dreaming of your tax refund. Unfortunately, there's no way it's going to cover all of this...
  1. A new dishwasher
    Mine broke a year ago.
  2. New iPhone
    I keep trying to tell myself, I do not need it. I do not need it. I do not need it.
  3. Lawn care treatments
    Cause I am unable to maintain a healthy lawn by myself. And I'm a boring adult.
  4. Giving my savings account a small boost.
    It could use it.
  5. My HOA dues
    It's better for everyone involved if I pay for the whole year in February so I don't have to think about what a waste it is each time I get a bill for the quarterly dues.
  6. Dentist visit
    It's not a lot, but it is harsh to pay for a cleaning on a normal monthly budget.
  7. Hot air balloon rides for me and my friend
    Because bucket list. And because I'm not completely boring.