THOUGHTS AFTER DISCOVERING POOP ON THE FLOOR💩💩💩

Disclaimer: I have a dog who is home by herself all day but this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
  1. What's that brown thing behind the bed? Did a sock get left behind?
  2. Going in for a closer look
  3. It's POOP! [verbalized]
  4. It looks exactly like the poop emoji! 💩💩
  5. I should take a picture and do a side by side comparison to text to friends.
  6. Ew. Would people be grossed out by that?
  7. Better not.
  8. But it really is remarkable, the similarity. Perfectly coiled.
  9. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN THERE?!?
  10. THIS IS MY SPARE ROOM! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE SINCE SUNDAY!
  11. I bet it was from today. It was suspicious that she didn't poop before I left for work.
  12. It better be from today.
  13. Does my house smell like poop? I can't tell; I may be too close to the situation.
  14. How does one even dispose of dog poop indoors?
  15. I guess the same way I dispose of it when she poops in the yard?
  16. Thank god I decided to vacuum today, thus a reason for going in the spare room.
  17. HOW LONG WOULD IT HAVE BEEN THERE IF I HADN'T?
  18. Wow, that was surprisingly easy to clean up.
  19. Way better than cleaning up dog vomit.
  20. I regret not taking a picture.
  21. I wonder if there's a list in this experience. I bet @neorsd would be into it.