TIMES IN MY LIFE I HAVE REALIZED I AM LAZY AF

  1. Every time I decided going to the movie theater wasn't worth it because I would have to sit upright and wear clothes so I just stayed home so I could lay on my couch in my pajamas.
  2. The one time I asked a co-worker to take a picture of a printed proof and text it to me so I wouldn't have to walk downstairs to look at it.
  3. Every time I eschew using a fast food company's mobile app because doing so would require me to park and go inside to pick up my food instead of chillin in the drive through.
  4. Whenever I push the lawn mower over the sidewalk so it will blow the grass clippings back into the yard after cutting it instead of getting out the blower to clean up the sidewalk.