WHAT IT'S LIKE HAVING A GAS STATION CHAIN WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU

Stuckey's... A smallish chain of gas station/convenience stores in the Southeast and my last name.
  1. Every time you see one on a road trip, you must stop.
  2. Each time you stop, you're required to take pictures with the signage.
  3. Each time you stop, you must rifle through the t-shirt racks to see what they have available with your name on it.
    You will later use these only when you're working out.
  4. Ditto for the shot glasses.
  5. Ditto for the mugs.
  6. I don't even know what a pecan log roll is.
  7. People like to ask if those are your family's gas stations.
    Nope, no relation. Just a whole lot of love for the Stuckey name.