Chapter Titles for the Book About My Life

  1. Who the Fuck Gave Me Mono and How Much Longer Could It Possibly Last?
  2. Since When Did I Become A Cat Lady? And other unanswered questions
  3. Double Fisting Coffees: the true story of a rundown college student
  4. 21 with Carpal Tunnel: I think I'm actually 80
  5. U R Causing My Heart Problems and other concerns
  6. Late to class with Starbucks in hand: The Lex Mikula Story
  7. Is it too early to go to the bar? And other concerns
  8. Everyone's Fault But Mine: I didn't do this to myself
  9. Anxious and Bitchy: Just another 20-something asshole
  10. Who the fuck ate my food?: Tips for Living With A Shit Ton of People