I'm a very curious and non-judgmental person, please tell me all your secrets.
  1. Do you believe in ghosts?
  2. Do you like dogs?
  3. When is the last time you had sex?
  4. Who are you voting for?
  5. What is your gender identity, sexual/romantic orientation, and the history of both?
  6. Do you think asexuality is a real thing?
    Hint: it is.
  7. When is your birthday?
  8. What is your relationship status?
  9. Have you ever been in love?
  10. Do you watch Game of Thrones?
    Follow up: tell me all your feelings.
  11. Do you drink?
  12. Do you use any drugs? Which ones?
  13. Do you secretly dislike me?