Things I Bleached Today While Dying the Children's Hair

  1. 5 towels
    Only 2 were the Good Towels(TM).
  2. My finger and thumb
    Siri now cannot unlock my phone with my right hand.
  3. The Boy's ear
    He finally stopped crying. He's 10. Suck it up, Buttercup. You are the one who wanted blue.
  4. Back of The Girl's desk chair
    Who sits back with bleach on their Rapunzel hair? Oh, I know. The 13-year-old girl child who wants purple hair.
  5. Some of the hair I meant to bleach.