Things I Bleached Today While Dying the Children's Hair
- •5 towelsOnly 2 were the Good Towels(TM).
- •My finger and thumbSiri now cannot unlock my phone with my right hand.
- •The Boy's earHe finally stopped crying. He's 10. Suck it up, Buttercup. You are the one who wanted blue.
- •Back of The Girl's desk chairWho sits back with bleach on their Rapunzel hair? Oh, I know. The 13-year-old girl child who wants purple hair.
- •Some of the hair I meant to bleach.