Things I Do While Waiting in Town for a Meeting

  1. Eat dinner
  2. Drink wine
  3. Click on Facebook posts I usually scroll by
  4. Hate the people at this restaurant who over use the word "Miss". As in, "Is everything okay, Miss?" "Can I get you anything else, "Miss?"
  5. Realize that I'm nearly complaining about people being too nice
  6. Go back to Facebook posts
  7. Wonder if I'm old because I still use Facebook
  8. Decide I don't care because I just heard, "Can I bring you another glass of wine on the house, Miss?" So nothing else really matters. Even the meeting later.