Things I Don't Use on the iPad

But Can't Delete So There Isn't Enough Room for The Big Fish Mystery Game I Want to Play Instead of Doing Things I Need to Do Today
  1. Calendar
    I use Google
  2. Reminders
    I use children
  3. Find Friends
    Why? I've already got my pjs on.
  4. Find Phone
    Why? It's always RIGHT THE FUCK HERE.
  5. Game Center
    See title. No room for games on this damn thing.
  6. Tips
    There is no tip for how to delete tips. I checked.