Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. Taking my boyfriend's dog, Doddy for a nice walk through the neighborhood
  2. Photographic record of my neighbor illegally using my driveway and blocking me in
  3. The first blades of grass coming through at my rental. My landlord asked me to send him a picture as soon as I saw anything. In response he asked me to sing to it. I declined.
  4. A weird flyer I got in the mail