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Things my grandpa told me
- 1.Eating Broccoli gives you imagination.Or at least that's what Grandpa told me
- 2.Root beer is made from rutabagas.Or at least that's what Grandpa told me
- 3.Flip flops are called Chacos in Spanish.Or at least that's what Grandpa told me
These things you don't have practice to make perfect
- •SleepingYou don't have to practice this it's a natural thing that people do like all the time heck I bet somebody right now is sleeping. (Probably in China) (I don't know because I'm not there)
- •CryingYou're born doing this you shouldn't have to practice at all. Crying should come naturally not be forced! And it's okay to cry every once in a while so as to not let the feelings bottle up inside.
- •Loving your familyI shouldn't have to go into detail about this since again this should feel natural and not rushed like other things you need to practice to do correctly.
None of these are me
- •1The hell is this shit? That's not me!
- •2Apparently this is a lesbian porno of my life.
- •3They're a Korean boy band which is so much worse than a lesbian porn.
(Y'know the people who don't have penises)
- •1 A faceI like'em pretty
- •2 SkinI like the feel y'know
- •3 Them existingPlease help me I'm lonely
I'm talking about real rap not weird Kanye like shit
- •10 MystikalMystikal's the shit man
- •9 Childish GambinoHe is on a god like level listen to camp and you'll know what's up
- •8 Chance the rapperHe lives up to his name he is a Rapper