Things I look for in a Woman

(Y'know the people who don't have penises)
  1. 1 A face
    I like'em pretty
  2. 2 Skin
    I like the feel y'know
  3. 3 Them existing
    Please help me I'm lonely
  4. 4 A nice personality
    Read above
  5. 5 MY DICK
    Haha I totally didn't ruin this at all