THINGS MY SISTER SAID WHILE I DRESSED HER FOR A BACHELORETTE PARTY "CLUB BRUNCH"

  1. "Is this too 90s?"
    The answer is "never"
  2. "Do I realize what I'm getting myself into?!"
    Response to her asking me "Can you see this stain?" Then me going, "Don't worry it'll be dark in there."
  3. "There better be girls in crop tops"
  4. "It's so cold out!"
    She's once used the phrase "40 and freezing"
  5. "I could wear this with the 'grey' necklace"
    It's silver, but sure!
  6. "A lil daytime smokey eye"
  7. "God, I wish you were a guidette and had the right clothes"