Ignore your hunger pangs with these helpful tips!
  1. Check your phone
  2. Get food envy about someone else's dish that passes by
  3. Intend to check the time on your phone but get distracted by an app
  4. Suddenly remember some important task you need to do
  5. Check the same app you just checked on your phone, even though nothing has changed
  6. Later on try to remember the important task again and fail
  7. Decide you're going to give a shitty tip