TIPS ON HOW TO DRIVE LIKE NOT A FUCKING DICKBAG

  1. IF YOU ARE DRIVING SLOWER THAN THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT, MERGE RIGHT
    THIS IS WHY TRAFFIC JAMS HAPPEN
  2. IF YOU NEED TO LOOK SOMETHING UP ON YOUR PHONE, PULL OVER
    HURRRNN WHERE IS THIS RESTAURANT I GUESS I BETTER SLOW DOWN TO TEN MILES PER HOUR FOR NO FUCKING REASON
  3. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE SIGNAL IN FRONT OF YOU, LET THEM MERGE
    WOULD IT HURT YOU TO BE POINT SEVEN FIVE SECONDS SLOWER TO YOUR DESTINATION
  4. ONLY SIGNAL IF YOU ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY CHANGE LANES AFTER THREE CLICKS
    IF YOU SIGNAL, YOU CHANGE LANES. WHY IS THIS DIFFICULT
  5. TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO HAVE SEX WHILE DRIVING
    QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DIFFICULT ONE, BUT ALSO MOST IMPORTANT FOR PUBLIC SAFETY