Why I Strongly Identify With Lauren Conrad During "The Hills" Era

i am 2006-2008 Lauren Conrad & here's why
  1. 1.
    I live in Hollywood
  2. 2.
    I like everyone but trust no one
  3. 3.
    One of my closest friends-turned roommate- moved out to live with a guy after she knew him for like a month.
    See #4
  4. 4.
    We aren't friends anymore.
  5. 5.
    I know who my real friends are now!
  6. 6.
    I like headbands.
  7. 7.
    My favorite pal & confidant was Whitney but then she moved to The City for a job in fashion.
    My bff Mike very strongly identified with Whitney, but then he moved to Philly for a cool job at Urban Outfitters. Miss you!
  8. 8.
    I hate guys in Hollywood.
  9. 9.
    They are fun to laugh at, but I will not support Justin Bobbys of any kind.
    Truth & time tells all.
  10. 10.
    I secretly hope that every cheesy thing I say one day will turn into a gif or meme.