THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY DENTIST

  1. 1.
    She speaks reassuringly little
  2. 2.
    She saves speaking for when she's in a bad mood
  3. 3.
    She saves her bad mood for the nurse, not me ("could you give me some suction that actually sucks?")
  4. 4.
    She plays nothing but 80s Power Ballads when I'm in the chair
  5. 5.
    Her name is Trish