A EULOGY FOR MY COOKIE
Carlo's Bakery (from Cake Boss) opened a bake shop next to my theater so I bought a cookie on Monday. I'm about to finish it off for good. This is my goodbye.
- •Dear Large M&M Cookie,
- •Thank you for bringing me so much joy over the last four days.
- •I'm glad I didn't eat you all in one go, and chose to savor you insteadIt was truly something I looked forward to every day
- •You were the best $2.50 I ever spent.
- •But the coffee is horseshit and someone should talk to Buddy about it.xoxo Kate