A EULOGY FOR MY COOKIE

Carlo's Bakery (from Cake Boss) opened a bake shop next to my theater so I bought a cookie on Monday. I'm about to finish it off for good. This is my goodbye.
  1. Dear Large M&M Cookie,
  2. Thank you for bringing me so much joy over the last four days.
  3. I'm glad I didn't eat you all in one go, and chose to savor you instead
    It was truly something I looked forward to every day
  4. You were the best $2.50 I ever spent.
  5. But the coffee is horseshit and someone should talk to Buddy about it.
    xoxo Kate