1. What are you talking about???
  2. I'm not interviewing at companies in LA this week???
  3. I'm not planning to drive out here from Philly either as soon as I get a job or the first week of July, whichever comes first???
  4. I haven't started meticulously planning a cross country road trip in my dad's 2000 Buick Park Avenue????
  5. I haven't been scoping out neighborhoods and apartments I want to move into????
  6. I haven't completely fallen head over heels with this entire state in the last five days????
  7. My eyes don't well up when I think about the new life I'm going to start here????
  8. I honestly have no idea what you're talking about?????????????