All the Things Carrie Underwood's Dress Reminds Me Of

I truly and unironically love this dress so much okay she looks good as heck in it but holy hell
  1. For reference:
  2. The pink slime McDonald's ***allegedly*** used to make McNuggets
  3. Sliced deli ham
  4. Dental impression putty
  5. A fancy cake with buttercream frosting roses
  6. Wall insulation foam
  7. And I mean....come on. You know.
    YOU KNOW