Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

Inspired by @roaringsoftly and an unbridled joy in watching the world burn
  1. My name is Kate but everyone here calls me K8
  2. My signature color is burgundy, according to many sources
  3. The possibility that an extraction video could autoplay on my Facebook feed terrifies me
  4. I felt personally victimized by the "cuz when you try hard/that's when you die hard" lyric in Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothing
  5. I pioneered the parody account joke format in ninth grade when I made my media writing teacher a MySpace and got suspended
    I'm a martyr for comedy TBH
  6. I will look through every single one of your engagement and wedding photos on Facebook and TBH I'll probably google your names to find your wedding website too
  7. I read Jane Eyre for a book report in fifth grade and the teacher wrote a note home to make sure I was okay
  8. I just automatically wrote "harmony" instead of grade after fifth because I'm garbàge
  9. I don't know what else to tell you, I feel like you know everything else but if you don't and you want to, read my lists. Or if you don't and you don't want to, I hope I accidentally show up in your Discover tab and ruin your whole day lol I am KIDDING or am I whoops who knows
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