ANATOMY OF A SICK DAY

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  1. Wake up
  2. Cry
  3. Email my boss
    And cry
  4. Nap
  5. Check the stats on my Buzzfeed quiz
    147,000 and counting, booboos
  6. Look at my Twitter mentions
  7. Realize none of this brings me joy in my weakened physical state
  8. Nap
  9. Moan about being sick to my dog
  10. Cry
  11. Nap
  12. Decide I want grilled cheese
  13. Muster up the physical strength to go downstairs to make grilled cheese
  14. Find out I don't have the ingredients for grilled cheese
  15. Cry
  16. Nap
  17. Google "grilled cheese delivery" in my zip cofe
  18. Cry
  19. Write this list
  20. Probably nap again