Aspects of My Personality That Cause People to Think I Am Drunk All the Time

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  1. I'm very enthusiastic
  2. I'm loud
  3. I have a slight lisp that makes me slur my words slightly but noticeably
  4. I love everyone and just want to hug them
    With their permission
  5. I always want to make sure everyone has a drink
    Only because I'm worried that they're not having fun or are dehydrated or something
  6. I cry easily
  7. I'm clumsy
  8. Leave me alone