BUMBLE ADVENTURES

  1. Re-downloaded the app for funsies
  2. Opened the app
  3. Logged in
  4. First result was my cousin
  5. Closed the app
  6. Deleted it
  7. Threw my phone on a tire fire
  8. Sold all my possessions
  9. Cut all ties with my family
  10. Changed my name
  11. Moved to Saskatchewan