COMPROMISING THINGS YOU'D FIND IF YOU HACKED MY ICLOUD

  1. All my emo Snapchat selfies
  2. A recording of my very first stand up set
    Yikes
  3. Notes/outtakes from my very first stand up set
    YIKES
  4. Screenshots I've taken of people on List App and Instagram specifically so I can zoom in and figure out if they're hot
  5. The entire transcript of the ZAYNGELS group chat
  6. The entire transcript of the Craig David Fan Club group chat
  7. A folder full of screenshots from a drunken conversation my friend MJ and I had about One Direction at 2am
  8. My DMs with @brimattia
    Basically just pictures of Niall Horan and yelling about Niall Horan and wondering where Niall Horan is and if Niall Horan is safe
  9. My List App drafts