One Direction boutta be busy in 2016 y'all
  1. Harry Styles
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    Registered solo songs with ASCAP; will continue his reign of terror over patterned suits and half unbuttoned dress shirts
  2. Liam Payne
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    Collaborated with Juicy J on several songs which are "coming soon🔥" according to his Twitter; will continue posting overfiltered selfies on Instagram and tweeting his daily stream of consciousness
  3. Zayn Malik
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    Recorded a rap/R&B album set for release in early 2016; will continue dating a string of ethnically ambiguous blondes and posting black & white selfies on Instagram
  4. Louis Tomlinson
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    Will become a father in early 2016, at which time he will finally have to abandon his lifelong dream of hitchhiking across the States and making "Bus 1" his permanent address
  5. Niall Horan
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    Is Irish