Darling I'm A Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream

My own personal hells disguised as heaven
  1. Being the social media manager for a popular mainstream brand
    HAVE YOU SEEN THE TWEETS THEY GET? A very cool job and I envy them all but dang. I would cry in a corner if someone told "me" to go kill myself because I misspelled Ariana Grande's name in a tweet
  2. Chipotle
    So delicious and yet so dangerous
  3. Charm bracelets
    Omg so unique and personal and trendy and dear god also the least convenient and loudest fucking accessory you could ever wear
  4. Listening to your friend's YouTube covers
    How cool omg your friend's face is on the Internet ah this is so exciting wait oh god oh gOD SHE'S GONNA MISS THAT NOTE OH NO OH NO SHE JUST OBLITERATED A RUN OMG SHE THINKS SHE'S KILLING IT OH NO DEAR LORD I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THIS BUT I'M DYING INSIDE
  5. Being on the recommended list
    No shade at all because of course being RECOMMENDED is the dream and why we are all here in the first place, but also I saw someone's notification pane and with all the new follower notifications, they couldn't see anything their friends posted or anything they were tagged in and I got super anxious about it WHAT KINDA CONTENT ARE THEY MISSING
  6. Winning a massive prize in a contest/TV show
    That luxury weeklong trip around Central Europe is gonna rock but tax season is gonna whip you in the ass
  7. Being a fan of One Direction
    Are none of you hearing me when I tell you THEY RUINED MY LIFE