Dreams That I Still Believed When I Woke Up
Meaning I woke up, still believed they happened, and subsequently told people about in the morning. So the first thing they heard upon waking up was a damn lie.
- •Smokey Robinson diedThat was last night. I told my parents and they were like "why do you know that if it's not on the news????"
- •Dana Carvey agreeing to come to my monologue showEarlier this week. I told one of my improv teammates and she was like "what??? That's not true you don't know him???"
- •My college boyfriend breaking up with meFour years ago. I woke up next to him and was so furious guys it was a fucking SIGHT
- •Chris Evans giving me his number in a pubSIGH this was 2 years ago when I was in London. I told my college roommate that I met Chris Evans in London and she was like "no you didn't it was a dream oh my fucking god why are you still like this????"