FUN ANECDOTES I'LL USE IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT I'M EVER ON A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW

Req'd by @jessnobs / @Lisa_Fav
  1. Sending Jay Leno the first joke I ever wrote in 1999
  2. Embarrassing tweets I've sent to members of One Direction
  3. The video of me getting my first car that almost went viral
  4. The Buzzfeed quiz I wrote that actually went viral
  5. My unconditional love for Fifth Harmony
  6. My striking resemblance to Lucy from the Chronicles of Narnia movies
  7. The time Regis Philbin told me I was funnier than Art Moore
  8. The time my parents and I drove through an ice storm to see @JimmyFallon's first test show for @FallonTonight