I'm moving from Philly to LA in March and hoping to not have to live under an overpass but it's not looking good so far
  1. Be the child of a Real Housewife
  2. ??????
  3. Drive for Lyft or Uber while you try get launch standup career
    Suggested by @MichaelRose
  4. Temp
    I temped when I first moved out here 4 years ago at a large company, and tomorrow I start a longer term job with the company (for some this pays off sooner, but I've done a few jobs elsewhere in between)
    Suggested by @linzamauve